TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for January 17, 2008:

In don't go there news...seriously don't go there:
Man sues over unnecessary rectal exam at hospital after getting hit in the head with a wooden beam.

In a little too much honesty news (read the first sentence of the story):
I am not sure if that is way to woo voters to your cause...implying they are stupid.

In marriages that last two weeks news:
That is how long Eddie Murphy and his new wife lasted.

In anti-climatic news:
Ike Turner died of a cocaine overdose.

In man sues because he can't take responsibility for his own actions news:
Man sues Kroger over the fact that his diet consisted of eating two bags a day of microwave popcorn and he got some health issue. Also he has no friends.