Friday, January 4, 2008

Breaking News: Britney Spears...Is Crazy




Earlier in the day, Brit was scheduled to be deposed by the lawyer representing K-Fed. The deposition (which was the third time they tried to do this) was set to begin at 9:45am and conclude at 11:45am. Brit showed up at 11:31am.


Later that day and into the night, Britney had the kids for some reason (K-Fed, the responsible parent, has full custody of them) and K-Fed's bodyguard came to get the kids from her. She decides that since she is a washed up singer she can hold them hostage and not give them back. Since K-Fed's bodyguard is not a very good bodyguard he calls the cops and they rush to her house. She held them up for 3 HOURS until they and her were taken away.


A couple questions. Why wasn't Britney arrested on the spot? It is a court order that she hand her kids over...she was refusing, so she should be held in contempt. The cops are refusing to say what intoxicated Britney...if she was on drugs or alcohol and endangered her kids...shouldn't she get more than a ambulance ride to the hospital?


Rumor has it that Britney was upset that Jamie Lynn was going to be on the cover of OK Magazine for the second straight week for getting knocked up...so Britney was going to steal her thunder (I totally made that up, but that is the kind of stuff that gets you recognized). Congrats Brit...you are probably the worst human being alive (at least bottom 10). We can add holding your kids hostage to the list of antics you have pulled. When K-Fed becomes a role model for your kids...their lives are ruined as well.