Clip from the best South Park....EVER
Those damn celebrities are dropping like flies to the Church of Scientology (and I use that term lightly). The voice of Bart Simpson, among others in The Simpsons, gave $10 million last year and was given some crappy award, the inscription probably said something like, “Hey, good job, you just wasted $10 million”. Just as a point of reference for that kind of donation, Tom Cruise has only given $5 million the past 4 years combined. However, he does make creepy videos that get leaked onto YouTube.
You might be asking yourself who were the other lucky winners of the night. Well good thing I read the article. Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson) took home the elusive Patron Laureate Award, Kristie Alley took home the Diamond Meritorious Award and Priscilla Presley spent $50,000 of Elvis’ money to take home the Patron Award (Elvis is really proud that his wife is a Patron of Scientology).
So, kids, if you would like an award from an upstanding organization like The Church of Scientology get out your checkbook…write lots of zeros, otherwise you will get stuck with the Patron Award.
