TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for January 16, 2008:

In the ACLU telling us it is OK to have sex in public restrooms news:
I don't know what we would do without the ACLU telling us what is private and not private.

In presidential candidates not pandering news:
Hillary thinks President Bush attempt to talk to Middle Eastern nations about the oil price is pathetic...can't wait till she is President.

In Republican primary news:
Mitt takes Michigan...now it is wide open.

In Apple being the coolest news:
I am about to jump on the Apple bandwagon...this new laptop looks pretty, pretty, pretty cool.

In more celebrities having kids without being married news:
Mathew McConaughey to be a dad...maybe the kid will wear a shirt every once in a while.

In a conflict of emotions news:
Mike Nifong declares bankruptcy. I am not sure if I should feel bad for him or not. He did ruin three kids’ lives for political gain. I am torn.

In this man hates rubber testicles on cars news:
Some politician is wasting time and money trying to ban those rubber testicles that hang off the back of trucks.