Every now and then at D&F, we like to provide some helpful information - kind of like the show Man vs. Wild. You never know when you'll be stranded in some African desert and have to drink your own pee or squeeze the water out of some rhino poop in order to stay alive (yes, Bear Grylls did both of these things). So, in the spirit of giving people really extreme ways to help themselves, I bring you the following:
Say you wake up one morning and discover the Mark of the Beast (666) somewhere on your person. Maybe you shouldn't have invited those Jehovah's Witnesses in for coffee the other day or watched that episode of Will and Grace. Who knows? I'm not judging.
Whatever you did to deserve it, you have now angered God, and you are on the fast-track for a smiting. The best way to solve this problem is remove whatever part of your body has the mark - preferably using some sort of power tool, like a skill saw. But wait - there is one more step. If there's one thing the Devil absolutely cannot stand, it's microwave radiation. So take the recently severed appendage, toss that bad boy into the microwave, and nuke it for a couple minutes. While you're waiting for the demons in the hand / foot / leg / other body part to be fully exorcised (cooked), you might want to call 911 and put some pressure on that open wound.
Sound crazy? Well, tell that to this guy. (No, it's not a picture. It's a news story about someone who actually cut of his hand.....and microwaved it).
Say you wake up one morning and discover the Mark of the Beast (666) somewhere on your person. Maybe you shouldn't have invited those Jehovah's Witnesses in for coffee the other day or watched that episode of Will and Grace. Who knows? I'm not judging.
Whatever you did to deserve it, you have now angered God, and you are on the fast-track for a smiting. The best way to solve this problem is remove whatever part of your body has the mark - preferably using some sort of power tool, like a skill saw. But wait - there is one more step. If there's one thing the Devil absolutely cannot stand, it's microwave radiation. So take the recently severed appendage, toss that bad boy into the microwave, and nuke it for a couple minutes. While you're waiting for the demons in the hand / foot / leg / other body part to be fully exorcised (cooked), you might want to call 911 and put some pressure on that open wound.
Sound crazy? Well, tell that to this guy. (No, it's not a picture. It's a news story about someone who actually cut of his hand.....and microwaved it).
