TSTWBTAT for December 5, 2007:
In tree hugger news:
NBC News anchor Brian Williams picks Mother Nature as Person Of The Year...good thing they don’t listen to him.
In its time to get a life news:
Michael Newdow is trying again to ban the pledge. Thank you Mr. Newdow for your heroic efforts so kids won’t have to say "God".
In French news:
France telecom giant Orange sells 30,000 I-Phones in 5 days...France immediately surrenders to Apple.
In the Hollywood writers strike news:
Reruns of Dexter could be making a move to CBS.
In perfect timing news:
Driving instructor is suing the makers of Borat.
In apparent oxymoron news:
It’s alright to be fat...just be fit. What?
In sexually suggestive headline writing news:
Business Week Headline writers must have been on strike.