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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for December 5, 2007:

In tree hugger news:
NBC News anchor Brian Williams picks Mother Nature as Person Of The Year...good thing they don’t listen to him.

In its time to get a life news:
Michael Newdow is trying again to ban the pledge. Thank you Mr. Newdow for your heroic efforts so kids won’t have to say "God".

In French news:
France telecom giant Orange sells 30,000 I-Phones in 5 days...France immediately surrenders to Apple.

In the Hollywood writers strike news:
Reruns of Dexter could be making a move to CBS.

In perfect timing news:
Driving instructor is suing the makers of Borat.

In apparent oxymoron news:
It’s alright to be fat...just be fit. What?

In sexually suggestive headline writing news:
Business Week Headline writers must have been on strike.

Posted by William Sawyer at 6:42 AM  

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