In what can only be described as a ruthless and cunning surprise attack, Bob Sawyer (aka Daddo) killed the text messaging mainstay 'OMG.' Bob, an unemployed 60-year old, unleashed his merciless killing on the popular blog Dink and Flicka in the comments section of "Johnny Mac Turns 60." It is unclear at this time what Bob's exact motivations were, but experts familiar with the details of the slaying report that Bob is a recovering expat who probably took his frustrations with American pop culture out on the innocent text phrase.
In a press conference following the murder, pop culture experts explained that when any white, middle-aged (or above) male use a pop culture phrase, it immediately dies. OMG joins the ranks of fallen pop culture communication icons such as the fist pump, 'don't go there', 'talk to the hand,' and 'you go girl.'
Out of respect for the family of OMG, they requested that everyone in the English speaking world stop using the phrase.
