Thursday, December 27, 2007

D&F to Paris Hilton: HA-HA!


From NYDailynews.com:

Hotel magnate Barron Hilton announced yesterday that he's leaving 97% of his wealth to charity, dramatically cutting the fortune his children and grandkids will get.

Wow, this really is a Christmas miracle. If there's one thing that really gets me in the holiday spirit, it's seeing an over-privileged, coked-up, heiress watching her $100 million inheritance get "re-allocated" to charity. Paris could get a measly $5 million now. Again, HA-HA!

Alas, this feeling of glee is going to be short-lived. Before, I had to endure the stories of Paris running around, making sex tapes, getting drunk and subsequent DUI charges, partying at all hours, and vapidly calling things "hot." Now, I'm going to have to hear the talking heads speculate as to how Paris could possible survive now that she is no longer going to be in the $100-million club.

I've got to hand it to Paris Hilton. She's dumb, has absolutely no talent, and is a harbinger of the apocalypse, if not one of the four horsemen herself. But she managed to take a very, very, very boring sex tape and turn it into millions of dollars. Do you know people pay her a large sum of money just to show up at a club and drink?

Oh well. If Paris had actually done something to earn this money, and then it was taken away, I might feel bad. But Paris hasn't done jack, and, therefore, shouldn't receive anything. Nor should people feel bad that she's only going to get $5 million from her grandfather as opposed to $100 million.