TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for December 4, 2007:

In national debt news:
Thanks idiotic politicians who spend our money like its nothing.

In chimpanzees beating pothead college students news:
I tip my hat to you...chimpanzee.

In don't call me late for dinner news:
Man shows up 5 years after being "drowned".

In worst candidate ever news:
Hillary is accusing Obama of wanting to become President in kindergarten...yeah, good move Worst Candidate Ever.

In 1980's technology news:
AT&T will be getting out of the pay phone business.

In NFL news that isn't about Sean Taylor news:
Pats Win...Tom Brady still has a hot girlfriend.

In highly ironic news:
Mafia boss arrested while watching TV of a mafia boss getting arrested...that is rich.