Part werewolf part vampires just don't get the same respect they once did. A 19 year old Pottsville, PA man was arrested after he slept with a 15 year old girl who believed he was the elusive hybrid werewolf/vampire beast. I mean, who wouldn’t drop their pants for someone who came up with that line. In fact, I think I will employ that in my arsenal of pick up lines. Once the coppers got involved, Kristian Allen Carl (nerd) let the authorities know that he had some dragon that was there to protect him from “evildoers”. Well the dragon must have been on his smoke break…because big Kristian was put in the clink. You might be wondering if the dragon was the best argument that Kristian had for his claim that he was a werewolf/vampire…well no. In a last ditch effort to convince the hater (the cop) that he was in fact a werepire he showed the cop his canine teeth. The only problem is, according to Wikipedia, every mammal has canine teeth…including humans.
I feel bad for this guy. Every since TeenWolf, staring the 4 foot Michael J Fox, werewolves and the like has gotten zero respect. Michael J Fox trivialized what werewolves have to go through. Kristian the werepire was just trying to get some action, unfortunately for him, werepires are not immune from statutory rape…even if they have a guardian dragon.
