Friday, February 15, 2008

TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for February 15, 2008:

In the Prank Call Hall of Fame news:
Man dials 911 over 27,000 times. Genius!!!

In news that only affects The Men in Black:
A smaller version of our Solar System discovered. Nerds around the world rejoice.

In why I want to be a lawyer news:
Woman sues Best Buy for $54 million...they lost her laptop.

In time for the Swiss to grow up news:
The Swiss continue to invent useless things...like an underwater car...that is also a convertible.

In hilarious headline news:
Arizona proves too hot for Cal!!! Get it??

In Jane Fonda making an ass out of herself again news:
Jane Fonda had to apologize for what she said live on the Today show.