TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for February 5, 2008:

In a blow to kid's creativity news:
Middle School punishes talented kids who can fart on queue.

In another reason not to fly United Airlines news:
United is going to start charging passengers for their second checked bag.

In incredibly pointless research and development news:
Kodak is in development of a 5 megapixel camera phone.

In Super Bowl ad news:
USA Today's Ad Meter for the Super Bowl ads.

In college basketball news:
Bobby Knight retired last night. Chairs around the world rejoiced.

In another victory for lazy people news:
Ha...The Netherlands have set the standard now. Robots who pump gas.