Last night, William called me from Mississippi. I did not have my recording equipment setup, but what follows is a transcript of our conversation.
William: Bobby, the entire state of Mississippi smells like poop.
Bobby: Um, yeah, William. It's Mississippi.
William: Well, it would have been nice if you would have told me that.
Bobby: I learned it in 4th grade US history. It's like knowing there are 5 Great Lakes.
Congratulations, William. You are now an honorary D&F Captain of the Obvious.