Friday, February 1, 2008

Lesson in How to Look Guilty

Drew Peterson (no relation to Scott Peterson except for the fact they are wife killers) who is a “person of interest” in the disappearance of his fourth wife and a suspect in the murder of his third wife (still awaiting charges for that one) is making news again. You might remember last week he went on a radio show with the urging of his lawyer to take part in a “Dating Game” type format (the lawyer thought it would help his image). He is ready to get back on the wagon and start dating. I mean, its been three months since his wife “disappeared”…why not? Thankfully, there was at least one smart person who was listening to this nonsense and canceled the dating show.

This brings up to this weeks news. Mr. Jackass wants to get a divorce. He is reading up on his law books and thinks he has to wait a year (I am not sure if that is true…I don’t really trust his legal council at this point). That is not stopping him though when it comes to finding his fifth wife that he can murder love unconditionally. According to the story:


“The ex-cop told the newspaper he would not mind getting legal advice from Chicago attorney Corri Fetman, who is expected to appear in Playboy magazine and has promoted her practice in racy billboard ads, according to the paper.”

Not only that but he says,

“If she wants to go out for drinks, give me a call.”




Ms. Fetman with her moto "Life is short...Get a Divorce"

I think next week Drew should start writing a “How To” book. “How To Look Guilty When Suspected of Murdering Two of Your Wives.” It’s catchy.