Clean up the Poopie and get Jesus back...seems fair

Wherever this "news" story is from (my guess is it is from a place where snow falls and sticks), it must be a really slow news day. However the word "poopie" is used multiple times and that brings up its hilarity value tenfold. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the Jesus statue, please send this lady more ransom notes that mention poopie so that the good times can continue for those involved.