Back when William actually contributed to this blog, he signed up for a nifty little service from Google that will show how many hits the blog has had, what people are speanding time on, where they are, and a couple other things. It's intended to help buisness better tailor their websites to generate more traffic and ultimately revenue. William and I use it to see how many people are reading out mindless rants.
Anyway, we've managed to piss off the entire population of Wyoming (all 14 of them), and D&F is now being boycotted by the entire state. According to Google, no one from Wyoming has visited D&F in the past month. FYI, someone from every state in the Union (except Wyoming) has visited D&F in the past month.
I'm kind of surprised that it took this long for an organzied boycott to surface against Dink & Flika, but that's beside the point. The only other possible explanation is that the one Internet connection is down, and no one has reset the cable modem yet. Who knows?
To be on the safe side - D&F would like to officially apologize for whatever we said that offended the entire population of Wyoming. We really would appreciate your readership, and we are willing to do some articles of interest to Wyomingnites - the recent advances in dirt farming, what to think about this new fangled indoor plumbing, and how to deal with radioactive mutant mountain people.
Hope to hear from you soon, Wyoming!
