Muslims are Innocent...of Everything

I tell you what - if there's one way to help a country accept your religion and be tolerant towards its believers, it's to go on national television and tell everyone who is not a member of your religion, that your God allows you to rape and kill non-believers.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to claim that every member of your religion ever is innocent of every crime ever. Because, as we all know, if you do something wrong in the name of striking deep into the belly of the infidel, than it's not really wrong, is it?

Yep - the top Muslim lawyer in England (which is about the same as "Expert Pig Latin speaker")* makes the above claims. You can read about and watch the interview here.

* A distinction should be made - if this lawyer is an actual member of the British bar that happens to be Muslim, than disregard the Pig Latin comment. If, however, he is an expert on Muslim law, than apply said comment. Along those lines, all it takes to be an "expert" in Muslim law is the ability to apply the following complex legal theories:

- Kill the infidel
- When in doubt, stone women to death
- Suicide bombing is an effective means of compromise
- Death to the Zionists