Don't Call It A Comeback

And the saga continues. Not that I'm complaining. The longer Hillary and Barack waste their time, energy, and money on beating each other up, the less John McCain has to whenever the Democrats finally figure out who their nominee is. And let's be honest - Johnny doesn't exactly pull in the money and crowds like Barack. There's just something about old, white guys on the verge of death that tends to push away the younger crowd. Go figure.

Next up: Indiana. I think the polls have Hillary and Barack neck to neck, but I'm fairly confident that the Clinton machine will waste no time in highlighting Barack's disdain for the proletariat. Likewise, Barack will hit on Hillary's issues as well. Fun times to be had by all. Maybe, if we're lucky, Barack will come out and say something like, "You stupid crackers wouldn't know what's good for you even if it sponsored Dale Jr." That would be awesome.

In barely related news, here's another video from The Onion. There's some bad words in there, so if you're at work, make sure you have the headphones on. The last thing the anchor says is the best. Please to enjoy:

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