Why "Bandrew" Hasnt Been Calling!!

We at Dink and Flika are a very close family. My brothers and parents are my best friends. We speak with each other everyday. However, there is one family member (he shall be nameless...his name rhymes with Bandrew Perrill Lawyer) that has not once initiated a phone call with his brothers since he started at a prestigious Catholic university in August.

We always thought that it was because he didn't like us, or maybe because he had broken his phone and didn't want to buy a new one. However it is much worse, he has gotten involved with the wrong crowd. Its sad...I just hope that he has enough protection for the lightning bolt.