TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for November 29, 2007:

In good news for lazy people:
All you have to do is stand up to loose weight.

In "Armageddon" news:
What’s the big deal...just call Bruce Willis.

In stupid France news:
France Telecom is selling the unlocked I-Phone for $1100.

In thank God he is leaving the SEC news:
Michigan has permission to speak with Techno Bowl King Les Miles.

In creepy looking felon who won the lottery news:
He won $1 million in the lottery...ohhh but that’s against his probation...thats gotta suck.

In great news for the human race:
Britney Spears is NOT pregnant.