Cartoon Character Elected to Congress

I'm onto you, Henry Waxman (D - California). You escaped from the classic 1988 film Who Framed Roger Rabbit? You know, that movie where cartoon characters magically jump off of the film and interact with real humans? How else can you explain that comically shaped nose? Seriously, that's straight out of a Dr. Seus book. And the male pattern baldness? You look like the God-forsaken offspring of a Whoville resident (The Grinch that Stole Christmas) and any stereotypical cartoon butler character. I hereby demand that you come clean on your cartoon roots. America has a right to know if one of their representatives is nothing more than a bastard cartoon offspring running around wasting time and taxpayers money.