TSTWBTAT

TSTWBTAT for November 28, 2007

In don't make long distance phone calls in North Korea news:
The North Koreans are back at executing people.

In stupid people breaking up with other stupid people on Dr. Phil news:
What has this world come to when two people who meet on Myspace can’t survive.

In your guide to naming things Muhammad so you don't get lashed news:
Guidelines on naming things Muhammad.

In political news:
The worst singer in the world endorses the worst candidate.

In other phone news:
Two years to punish this idiot. Why was he even a judge?

In sports/hydrating news:
The Gatorade man has died. Thank you for keeping me hydrated with Michael Jordan's favorite flavor Citrus Cooler.

In sexually suggestive headline writing news:
The headline writer needs to stop using his thesaurus.