Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Breaking News: This Man Is A LIAR

Usually after watching American Idol we would post something about Sanjaya. Well we will not disappoint, William upon seeing Sanjaya was overheard saying, "He looked liked a 70's porn star." I wonder how William knows what a 70's porn star looks like (possible blind item topic.)

More importantly though we have breaking news concerning Phil Stacey. He was quoted saying that his baby girl has a stuffed cow and calls it, "Simon Cow." This statement, while cute and heartwarming, is obviously false and he is clearly trying to play the "I am a new father so vote for me" card which we here at Dink & Flika are not falling for and do not condone.

We did some research and found an interesting web-site called babycenter.com. Not only did we find out if it is allright for babies to see their parents naked, but we also found out when babies can start speaking words. It turns out for them to say coherent words usually takes about 18 months. Phil's baby is at the most 5 months old. This is just more reason to vote for Sanjaya and vote out this liar.

-Sean