Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Blind Item of the Week

What Neo-Natal Nurse Practitioner caused quite a social faux-pas this weekend when she went on a five minute diatribe accusing a person she just met of being a big NERD. That’s right sources close to this reporter tell the story that this femme fatale just met this poor unsuspecting gentleman and at the moment he was about to say that he was a fan of the television show Battlestar Galactica she went off. Saying such things as, “Nerd...hey Dwight Schrute...you have no life” and many other things that are not fit for print on this family friendly web-site. The unnamed man was left speechless and quickly excused himself from the conversation. Clearly to go and wipe off the tears that he shed after hearing such harsh words directed towards him.