Blind Item of the Week - Allegedly

What prominent, poised, and professional Assistant District Attorney has a not so professional e-mail address? If you want to seek advice from this Attorney at Law you had better turn off your Internet filter and be prepared to send an e-mail to, buttkiss@... We have yet to determine if this ‘handle’ represents a way to make it to the top by sucking up to the powers at be (also known as brown-nosing), or if this is some kinky fantasy the Assistant D.A. likes to partake in during her free time. Either way we are disgusted.

We would be remiss in our obligations if we did not also mention this startling fact we found while investigating this piece. An unnamed source close to the story spilled his guts and his tears when he said he has been verbally abused by this person a number of times. The most recent incident occurred yesterday when he asked “buttkiss” to pick up some Up Dog at the store. Her not so kind response was, “What the #@*! is Up Dog?” The only answer we can give is, not much, what is up with you?