Is this what our kids are learning from The Count?

You may be thinking to yourself…is it Friday since there is a video being posted today? Well that answer is obviously no. It is good ole Hump Day. Sorry for the confusion. However, we got a tip on a great video and I don’t want to wait till Friday to post it. So enjoy The Count from Sesame Street being bleeped out every time he says “count” so it makes it sound like something else...HILARIOUS!!!

This was sent to us from a nice lady at a prominent university here in Nashville…so it should be safe for work.

Little Baby Girl

This is supposedly a real recording, I hope to God it is, because if it is it is awesome. A man is calling about a computer he saw in brochure and is interested in purchasing it. The English speaking helper on the other end of the line is more than willing to help. That is until the man doesn't want to buy the computer anymore because it does not come with speakers. Our english speaking friend starts to berate him, and calls him a, "little baby girl." Obviously the video footage is not real, but it makes the call that much better. Enjoy!

This Guys Chewbacca Impersonation Is Spot On

For anyone who knew Bobby-2 between the ages of 4 and 8 knew he could do a mean Chewbacca impersonation. If we were playing Star Wars we knew who Bobby was going to play.

I thought nobody could top Bobby's impression until I watched this video. It seems to be of a man who is voluntarily submitting to being tazed. He doesn't want to scream out in pain or scream out, "Don't taze me hermano." So instead he trys to hide his pain, and show off his own Chewbacca impression at the same time. Enjoy. Don't worry Bobby I still think no one can top your Donald Duck voice.

Final Countdown - Cello Version

For those familiar with the under-appreciated show Arrested Development you will notice this song right away. For those of you not familiar with the show I suggest you go out and rent the series, you will not be dissapointed.

One of the main charachters, Gob Bluth, is an illusionist, not a magician, an illusionist. As Gob puts it, "It's an illusion, tricks are what whores do!" Well said Gob. Whenever he is performing his illusions he plays the Final Countdown in the background. This video shows three college kids getting down on their cellos. Enjoy.

video found via college humor

Secret to Winning a NASCAR Race

I don't know how many of our readers are fans of NASCAR, for all I know some of our readers may work for NASCAR, or at least a Track that NASCAR might use. Regardless, I have never been a big fan of the sport. I can tune in, especially if it is the last 10 laps of a race, but I quickly get tired of watching cars race each other. I know the argument, like hockey, all you have to do is go to one race and you will be hooked for life, but I don't think that is the case.

Below is a video from The Onion (a reputable news organization) reporting on the secret of winning any car race, NASCAR in particular. It is a pretty interesting theory and the best part is when we get to go inside the car and listen to the driver speak to his spotter, (it is about the 2:00 minute mark of the video.)

Note: This video has been out for awhile, so I apologize to Lance if he has already seen it, no snide comments necessary.

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast'

Wife of the Year

You know you have a keeper when your wife agrees to let you do this. It had to taken a little time to get all the moves down, but it was well worth it. You have a room full of people who appreciate the fact that they don't have to watch you twirl around in circles for three and a half minutes, and you get your reception video posted all over the internet.

Judging by the look of the girl she seems to have had plenty of practice dancing to hip hop songs...with a pole near by...naked. Don't worry this video is safe for work, it is simply a couple dancing to their first song. No bad language, no naked parts, sorry Bobby.

"She's Gotten Me Through A lot of Tough Times."

I have been told that I have not posted anything about American Idol since Sanjaya got voted off, and the reason is because the show is just not that interesting anymore that Sanjaya is gone. However, I tuned in last night because I was told they were going to show Melinda going home, and I knew Belmont was one of her stops.

The highlight of the show was when they showed the clip of Melinda going home, and they interviewed a girl who was about 12 or 13, and she said, "She has gotten me through a lot of tough times." I was shocked when she said this, and thought to myself what tough times? She has only been on the show for 2 months. Did this girl get dumped by her boyfriend, did her copy of High School Musical get stolen? What tough times could she be talking about. Below is the video evidence of this girl. It is about a minute and twenty seconds into the clip.

Michael Bolton Sings the Anthem

We've all been to ballparks around the country and all games start out the same, with the singing of the National Anthem. Some of the singers are good, some are okay, and some are really bad. Roseanne and Carl Lewis have been some of the worst singers in the history of singing the National Anthem.

There is also video of kids singing the Anthem, and not doing so well. Their voice cracks or they forget the words. Michael Bolton, a professional, goes out and sings the National Anthem, and he does his best impression of a fifth grader by forgetting the words. Don't you think he has sung this song a number of times at other sporting events. How do you not know the words to this song.

Scientology (The Celebrity's Religion)

Scientology, what a religion. Founded by science fiction writer, Ron L. Hubbard it is the religion for the stars. I think Southpark did a pretty good job of shedding light on the Scientologist beliefs and Xenu.

Below is a video of 48 hours mystery which tells the story of Elli Perkins. Elli was a Scientologist who had a son that showed signs of strange and disturbing behavior. We all know that Scientologist do not believe in solving mental disorders with medication, but instead using their own methods of treatment.

Elli's son suffered from schizophrenia and started to believe his mom was poisoning him. After a failed suicide attempt he went on to kill his mother. It is a sad story and one that you would think could have been avoided if the son was given proper treatment.

Below is the video of her story which appeared on 48hours Mystery. It is kind of long, so you may want to watch when you are bored in your hotel room, or something.

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Sexual Chocolate...Sexual Chocolate!

Who doesn't love a good Gospel singer? I know that my dad will attend a church solely based on the talent of the choir and the taste of the Communion wine. He went to a church were he believed that all the sinners who went to Confession that week were sent to the choir for their penance.

However, the singers at his Church do not compare to the talent of this Gospel singer. I am not sure where he is from, but he does a beautiful rendition of O'mazing Grace. He takes the old gospel hymn Amazing Grace and makes it his own. Truly wonderful. The best part is at the end when he really brings it home.


I think this guy might have watched the movie, Coming to America, one to many times and took some singing lessons from the band Sexual Chocolate. What do you think? At the end of that song I wasn't expecting him to say Amen, but rather, "Sexual chocolate...(feet stomping) Sexual Chocolate!"

Leeeeeroy Jenkins!

I was listening to Dan Patrick today at work, and he mentioned this video that I had seen a little while ago. I had forgot about it, but once Dan mentioned it, it brought back a few laughs. World of Warcraft is a online game that never ends. I believe it is one of those online communities where people spend a lot of money on their characters and can become quite addicted to the game itself. You basically are living a second life through this game.

The video shows a group of people that have teamed up to fight evil doers and make a better life for themselves in the community, uhh...Nerds. They are deciding if they want to go in and start a fight with these people. What makes it so funny is that the leader strategies for a good two minutes until Leroy Jenkins ruins it for all of them by rushing into battle (it should also be noted the leader does a good job of making eye contact with all of his underlings, by turning constantly while talking, I don't know why but I thought that was funny.) The leader's reaction and Leroy's battle cry are both great.

Warning: There is some spicy language in this video. You should not watch at work.

They Can't All be Blockbusters

Spiderman 3 scored big again this weekend taking the number 1 spot again for best box office draw. However, for every Spiderman that is released there are 100's of other movies that are so poorly put together they never should have been released in the first place, does Last Action Hero ring any bells.

This video is making the rounds and it compiles footage of the worst scenes in cinematic history, and I say I think they did a pretty good job. The best one is the "Worst Reaction" winner from Trolls 2. It should also be noted that the "Most Random Line" footage has a dirty word in it, but it is bleeped out. Just incase you are watching this at work with your boss, you may want to turn the volume down during that scene.

Dog the Bounty Hunter as a Child

Now I know that this is not a video of a young Dog the Bounty Hunter, but I believe their is a striking resemblance. And if it is not him, I am sure that there is some relation somewhere.

This video actually comes from the television show Wife Swap, and is probably one of the greatest reactions ever. This child has just been told that he cannont wear dark and dirty clothes anymore. Most kids would either cry or would drop a few F bombs, now that we live in a time were kids are sent to boot camp on Maury. Not this kid he sits their patiently and thinks out a well constructed counter-argument and they talk it out like adults.

The ladies reaction is priceless at the end of the video. I think she is thinking how did this kid come up with that comparison.

For All The Ricky Gervais Fans: Part 2

This is the second part of Microsoft video starring David Brent. If you have not watched the first one, I suggest you scroll down and watch that one first.

This video picks up where the first one left off. It is more of David sharing his thoughts and wisdom with the fine people of Microsoft. Enjoy.

Just in case the video does not load, here is the direct link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=959125392868390030&q=Ricky+Gervais+Part+2

For All The Ricky Gervais Fans: Part 1

For those of you who don't know, Ricky Gervais is the British comedian who is responsible for the hit television show, The Office. He and his writing partner Stephen Merchant first created The Office for the BBC before ending the series, and letting NBC create it over here in the US. The US version is similar in ways to the British version, but they are both hilarious in their own unique ways. If you haven't watched the British version I highly reccomend it.

The best part is that Ricky's charachter, David Brent, thinks he is the world's best boss, is the funniest person around, and is a very deep and philosophical thinker.

The video below is something Microsoft put out in their British offices. It is supposed to be a training video for Microsoft employees with David Brent sharing his wisdom. It is quite funny and worth your time to watch. It is long, but as I said it is very funny.

Just in case the video doesn't load, here is the direct link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9076288729387457440&q=Ricky+Gervais+Part+1

There Goes the Worst Ballboy in the History of Baseball

I thought that ballboys were there to retrieve any foul balls that may have entered the playing field, and to protect the people sitting in the front row from line drives. Now I know that these are Major League Baseball players, and you can't always catch the balls that may come your way, but you have to at least try, right? This St. Louis Ballboy embarrassed himself, and all ballboys around the country with this play. At first it looks like he makes a diving stab for the ball, but when they slow it down you see he didn't even attempt to make the catch. I figure this would be the type of guy that would see smoke in his house and run out screaming like a little girl.

Enjoy the video, even the old lady looks at him with disgust and is thinking to herself that this guy needs to start acting like a man for goodness sake.

Andrew's Prayers Answered

If you know my brother Andrew, you know he has a strange addiction with the crane games that are often found in malls, small family owned restaurants and Chucky Cheeses around the world. Andrew cannot pass one of these without either putting in a few dollars or, if he doesn't have any money, asking those around him for some quarters to partake in the crane game. It's not like he even likes the toys that come out of them. He doesn't keep them, he will either give it away or give it to one of our dogs to chew up in a matter of minutes.

It gives me great pleasure to introduce this video to everyone, and especially Andrew. It will show you how to master the crane game. It does involve a little homework and studying the machine. Also if you do watch this video in its entirety, you will see the guy celebrate when he gets the toy. His reaction is the same reaction Andrew has when he beats the game.

Oldie but a Goodie!

It is time for another installment of Oldie but a Goodie. This video comes from the Conan O'brien show which is always good for a laugh or two. If you watch Conan at all he is a big fan of Chuck Norris, and he could be responsible for turning Chuck Norris into a folk hero. Conan will frequently show clips of Chuck's television shows and point out how "cool" Chuck is.

He was hesitant to show this clip, and I think after watching it you will realize why.

I Was Running! (should be read in the Forest Gump voice)

I am sorry that I did not post this earlier, but I was to busy recuperating from my 13.1 mile run, or as my dad would put it, 21.0824064 clicks (km) to have any energy to come down and post anything.

Well it is a new day and my legs are beginning to loosen up so I figured I had the energy to leave an update. Both Christie and I, along with Joseph, ran in the Music City Half Marathon on Saturday and, believe it or not, we all managed to finish. Joseph smoked all of us and finished in 1:47:01. Update: Joe's official time was not 1:47:01, but 1:44:32. While Christie and I finished later then Joseph, we still had respectable times. You can go here to see the results. Simply enter the last name and first name of the person you want to see. Please note that you should look at the chip time rather then the clock time. The chip time started when we crossed the start line and ended when we crossed the finish line. The clock time started when the first racers started. I am happy to say that I finished in 8,697th place, and yes I did receive a medal for it.

Overall it was a good run, and after finishing I swore that I would never do it again. However, after taking a couple of days to heal it may be fun to run it again to see if I could beat my time and finish under the 2 hour mark.

For your viewing pleasure we were able to secure footage of me crossing the finish line. Joseph after finishing his run had enough time to go home and get the video camera to record me crossing the finish line. Damn that guy who passed me right at the end with his fist in the air.

Roy Rules!

Scarlett Johanson hosted SNL last week and the highlight of the show, besides her monologue, had to be this digital short done by Andy Sandberg. Andy loves his wife, but I think he loves his brother-in-law a little more.

Now I love my brother-in-law, but I don't know if I would go this far, sorry Joseph.

Note: There is some language that might not be safe for work so you might want to watch at home.