Sex Columnist: Not Just For Sluts!

So Foxnews.com has themselves a sex columnist. And because I'm usually bored out of mind at work, I end up reading whatever Yvonne K. Fulbright has to say. As a result, I've become convinced that in order to become a sex columnist, all you have to do is sleep around....a lot. Here's a snipet from the latest Foxnews FOXSEXpert (I didn't make that name up):

How many sexual partners have you had? If this were an actual survey, would you lie about it? The discussion often comes up during the beginning stages of dating, and apparently a lot of people are lying about their numbers.

My god in heaven. Stop the presses You're telling me people lie about their sexual conquests to complete strangers? Please tell me Ms. Fulbright is getting paid a ridiculous amount of money to bring this previously unknown fact to light. She is? Good. I can sleep tonight.

In honor of this Pulitzer-prize winning journalism, I bring you this classic Onion piece:

STATE COLLEGE, PA—Lisbet "Lizzie" Gilchrist, a second-year undergraduate at Penn State University, told reporters that she has the makings of a good sex-advice columnist Monday.

Friday Video Post on Thursday!

Because this is so friggin' funny, I decided to post it today. WARNING - There is some adult language, so if you're at work, use the headphones.

Please to enjoy:


Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

Trouble in the Obama Camp

This is a decent video from The Onion. The funniest part, however, are the headlines scrolling across the bottom of the screen. Of particular note, check out the one that starts 1:50 into the video.


Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

It's Friday, so I'm Phoning This One In

I've felt like it should be Friday since Wednesday, so my brain is really not working right now. As such, I'm going to simply post a video instead of finding a silly news story to highlight. At least it's a pretty damn funny video.


Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

NFL Unveils Vick's 2008 Jersey

From The Onion.com

NFL reports strong sales of Vick's 2008 Jersey:

Secret to Winning a NASCAR Race

I don't know how many of our readers are fans of NASCAR, for all I know some of our readers may work for NASCAR, or at least a Track that NASCAR might use. Regardless, I have never been a big fan of the sport. I can tune in, especially if it is the last 10 laps of a race, but I quickly get tired of watching cars race each other. I know the argument, like hockey, all you have to do is go to one race and you will be hooked for life, but I don't think that is the case.

Below is a video from The Onion (a reputable news organization) reporting on the secret of winning any car race, NASCAR in particular. It is a pretty interesting theory and the best part is when we get to go inside the car and listen to the driver speak to his spotter, (it is about the 2:00 minute mark of the video.)

Note: This video has been out for awhile, so I apologize to Lance if he has already seen it, no snide comments necessary.

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast'

The Onion's New Video News

This seems to be making the rounds on the internet, and we are always willing to jump on the band wagon and share with our 12 viewers. The Onion, the fake news web-site has just released video news, which is sure to be just as funny as the online material. So if you are a fan of the Onion, Bobby I am talking to you, I think you will enjoy this.

The Onion Video News

-Sean

Barbaro Lives??

Conspiracy Theorists Insist Barbaro Still Alive

This Man Must Be Stopped

Exclusive from The Onion:

Bono Outbids Everyone At Charity Auction For Bono-Autographed Guitar

LOS ANGELES—During a Keep A Child Alive charity auction last Friday, U2
frontman Bono paid $575,000 for a guitar signed by the Irish recording artist,
outbidding his nearest competitor by nearly $500,000. "Not only does this allow me to donate to a cause in which I very deeply believe, but I now own a unique and valuable piece of rock and roll history," said the singer, who also placed the winning bid on a "once-in-a-lifetime" lunch with Bono at $1 million.

Bono reportedly listed the autographed guitar on eBay the next day to raise money for Amnesty International, and within 20 minutes, had placed the highest bid at $750,000.