Little Baby Girl

This is supposedly a real recording, I hope to God it is, because if it is it is awesome. A man is calling about a computer he saw in brochure and is interested in purchasing it. The English speaking helper on the other end of the line is more than willing to help. That is until the man doesn't want to buy the computer anymore because it does not come with speakers. Our english speaking friend starts to berate him, and calls him a, "little baby girl." Obviously the video footage is not real, but it makes the call that much better. Enjoy!

This Guys Chewbacca Impersonation Is Spot On

For anyone who knew Bobby-2 between the ages of 4 and 8 knew he could do a mean Chewbacca impersonation. If we were playing Star Wars we knew who Bobby was going to play.

I thought nobody could top Bobby's impression until I watched this video. It seems to be of a man who is voluntarily submitting to being tazed. He doesn't want to scream out in pain or scream out, "Don't taze me hermano." So instead he trys to hide his pain, and show off his own Chewbacca impression at the same time. Enjoy. Don't worry Bobby I still think no one can top your Donald Duck voice.

Final Countdown - Cello Version

For those familiar with the under-appreciated show Arrested Development you will notice this song right away. For those of you not familiar with the show I suggest you go out and rent the series, you will not be dissapointed.

One of the main charachters, Gob Bluth, is an illusionist, not a magician, an illusionist. As Gob puts it, "It's an illusion, tricks are what whores do!" Well said Gob. Whenever he is performing his illusions he plays the Final Countdown in the background. This video shows three college kids getting down on their cellos. Enjoy.

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Wife of the Year

You know you have a keeper when your wife agrees to let you do this. It had to taken a little time to get all the moves down, but it was well worth it. You have a room full of people who appreciate the fact that they don't have to watch you twirl around in circles for three and a half minutes, and you get your reception video posted all over the internet.

Judging by the look of the girl she seems to have had plenty of practice dancing to hip hop songs...with a pole near by...naked. Don't worry this video is safe for work, it is simply a couple dancing to their first song. No bad language, no naked parts, sorry Bobby.

Michael Bolton Sings the Anthem

We've all been to ballparks around the country and all games start out the same, with the singing of the National Anthem. Some of the singers are good, some are okay, and some are really bad. Roseanne and Carl Lewis have been some of the worst singers in the history of singing the National Anthem.

There is also video of kids singing the Anthem, and not doing so well. Their voice cracks or they forget the words. Michael Bolton, a professional, goes out and sings the National Anthem, and he does his best impression of a fifth grader by forgetting the words. Don't you think he has sung this song a number of times at other sporting events. How do you not know the words to this song.

Leeeeeroy Jenkins! Returns

Many of you called or commented about yesterdays post involving Leeroy Jenkins. By many I mean Bobby, but that does account for 25% of our readership. Anyway we can't help but laugh at Leeroy's antics in ruining the day of all of his cyber friends.

This video shows what the equivalent would be in real world terms. I think it is pretty accurate.

Are You Serious??

I am embarrassed to admit this, but I saw this clip on Keith Oberman's show tonight and thought it was hilarious.
This is what we did when we were 5 and wanted to get our brother in trouble not when you are 60 and in court. There is no way that newspaper hurt that much.

For the record, I dislike Keith Oberman a lot.