Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Sarah Palin: Hottest Governor in the Union

Sarah Palin is the conservative governor of Alaska. She's awesome, and she's not half-bad looking when it comes to older women who are Governors.

And what makes it even better? She routinely tells the environmental nut jobs to stick it where the sun doesn't shine. Most recently, she sued the Secretary of the Interior for placing polar bears on the "threatened list."

Apparently, polar bears are "threatened" because those totally accurate computer models (that have proven to be wrong time and time again) predict that ice will completely disappear from the arctic circle within 50 years. Right....

Kassie Siegel of The Center for Biological Diversity* dismisses the lawsuit as "completely ridiculous and a waste of the court's time." Kassie also said that Gov. Palin is clearly not concerned about the environment and is merely a shill for the gas and oil industry. I, for one, agree. How dare a Governor look out for the welfare of her constituents by trying to encourage job growth in the state's primary source of revenue? The gall of some people.

* - A non-profit organization whose primary mission is to make sure that species of color are properly represented in nature. The Center for Biological Diversity routinely spray paints white animals to better reflect politically correct multiculturalism.