TSTWBTAT for January 9, 2008:
In Communist China being heartless news:
China bans free plastic shopping bags. Where will it end commies?
In phrases that I am already tired of hearing news:
Clinton and McCain overuse the expression "comeback kid".
In Weekend at Bernie's copycat news:
2 guys arrested after wheeling a dead corpse in a chair to a check cashing place to get his Social Security. Brilliant!!!
In Hall of Fame news:
Goose Gossage rips Clemens...Zinger!
In college football playoff news:
Thank you Michael Adams (President of UGA) for speaking the truth.
In college football final news:
Final Top 25 for the AP and USA Today Coaches Poll.
In "COME ON" news:
Knocked up high schoolers want 4 weeks of maternity leave.