Out today is the Mitchell report, which I am sure we will have more on later. If you have been living under a rock or don't really like sports, The Mitchell Report is former Senator George Mitchell's attempt to blow the doors open on steroid use in baseball. As of this writing, the names that have leaked are Roger Clemens (Sean has been saying that name for some time), Andy Pettitte and Miguel Tejada. Those are some pretty big name ball players.But onto the bigger news story. Dink and Flika has officially asked me to report on all the alias' on D&F commentators and report back on who they are. This report will surely blow the lid on D&F and might even change the rotation of Earth. If you have any tips or know of who these mysterious commentators are please leave an anonymous comment (however we will name you as well in the report). We have a good idea of a few of the names, but we need to dig a little and get to the bottom of this catastrophe. The only legitimate commentator that we know of at this point is Doogie Howser...thank you Mr. Howser for your courageous act of putting your name to your post.
The report is due Monday December 17, 2007. Call the law.